Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 27, 2020

Always be careful what you wish for Nancy.

Well, at least it isn’t chicken pox, Nancy.

Nancy then bellows 101 damnations.

Ask, and you shall receive!

If I wanted to look like our Shih Tzus, I’d need to grow a mustache and slam my face into a wall a couple dozen times. This would not help me become a more attractive woman.

I’m single, boys!!

Four spots is too many…

As always, watch what you wish for.

Nancy’s a dirty girl

Well there you go!

Dis is a muddy mess….

A new hairdo wouldn’t hurt, Nancy. You look sort of like a Coronavirus.

Dang! How many dogs does Nancy have?

Be careful what you wish for…

Nancy’s dog is constant changing its appearance

Because, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Still want to?

You can’t always get what you want…but if you try real hard you might find… you get what you need! :) (Rolling Stones)

This joke predates Little Dot.