Strange Brew by John Deering for December 09, 2017

Yeah! It’s a Croc!

The sad thing is he’ll probably get elected.

….for I am in fact a crocodile.

“I did not have have sexual relations with that girl umm I mean intern ummmI mean woman”.

Alligator allegations?

Having to really reach to make this one work, aren’t we?

And he has no clue what happened to the lead investi-gator.

Don’t believe it, the allegators are telling the truth.

What ever happened to “innocent until proven guilty”? Accusations after 30-40- years is a wee bit stretching it, especially right before an election. Any allegation before an election is suspect.

What, no alligator tears?

This seems moore or less accurate.

Just another swamp creature.

I think he’s in crocadenial!

Shouldn’t he have actually said, "I’d like to begin by categorically denying these alligatorations?