OK, Tony, there are several new ones since last I dropped by, and they’re all nifty. The double-cut in particular is tres groovy, and I’m digging the spoon-handle whammy on the one beside it.
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician stayed in a hotel. A fire broke out in the mathematician’s room. He jumped up and soaked the site and surrounding areas, then lay down and tried to sleep in his soggy bed.
Same thing in the engineer’s room. He fired a two second burst to the base of the flame and lay down with the extinguisher to a light sleep.
Same thing for the mathematician. He jumped up and grabbed a pencil and paper, began to calculate. As the flames grew, he erased some parts and continued to calculate. Finally, he went to the sink, turned the tap and felt the outflow. He pondered the results and proudly announced, “There IS a solution.”
x_Tech almost 7 years ago
Watch Your Step
Foot Hazards
x_Tech almost 7 years ago
Always consider foot placement when approaching a problem.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago
In spite of all her plans, Agnes wasn’t prepared for her trip.
keltii almost 7 years ago
her nose broke her fall
Cozmik Cowboy almost 7 years ago
OK, Tony, there are several new ones since last I dropped by, and they’re all nifty. The double-cut in particular is tres groovy, and I’m digging the spoon-handle whammy on the one beside it.
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
I have a similar conversation with myself when I get out of bed…….at least I haven’t fallen on my nose – yet.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 7 years ago
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician stayed in a hotel. A fire broke out in the mathematician’s room. He jumped up and soaked the site and surrounding areas, then lay down and tried to sleep in his soggy bed.
Same thing in the engineer’s room. He fired a two second burst to the base of the flame and lay down with the extinguisher to a light sleep.
Same thing for the mathematician. He jumped up and grabbed a pencil and paper, began to calculate. As the flames grew, he erased some parts and continued to calculate. Finally, he went to the sink, turned the tap and felt the outflow. He pondered the results and proudly announced, “There IS a solution.”