Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 12, 2018

Max is quite clearly inexperienced at this whole Uncle thing.

And this is when Uncle Max felt good about not having kids.

On the next visit, the present will be a chinese finger trap.

Nice kid! I wouldn’t like to have such one!!

Calvin was raised on the Greedy Farm.

I am an uncle, and a great-uncle, many times over. That would tick me off, too. If there had been a present, they would have heard “You’ll get nothing and like it.”

This is one of my favorites. Calvin is just sitting there and explaining what he’s doing because he thinks Max is too dim to understand it, and he clearly thinks there’s nothing wrong with it!

Wow I would have gotten a full on spanking for a stunt like this…lol

I learned all my manners from watching old Trump videos.

Now I am not regretting not having kids.

Careful Calvin, I don’t see Hobbes around to protect you.

This is random, but what do you think Calvin’s last name would be?

Calvin’s response reminds me of a cat cartoon. Cat is lying in the laundry basket full of neatly folded clean laundry and saying, “Of course I’m lying on clean clothes. You wouldn’t expect me to lie on dirty clothes, now would you?” Same attitude.

when you have the comlete calvin and hobees books so you have all day to make a good comment for the next comic strip

Careful, Calvin. You might find something you shouldn’t!

xxx

Let’s hear it for progressive parents. This is the spoiled brat that comes of it!

He’s honest

Calvin you didn’t get a gift because you didn’t mail him a list with about a 1000 items on it letting him know what to bring you, like you do with Santa.