My cousin’s wife has a name for each of her dozens of chickens. My cousin just calls each one of them, as he does the rest of the animals (even the horses and the dogs whose names he does know) on his farm, “Butthead” She can also tell you which hen laid which egg, not that any of us can dispute her.
Superfrog about 7 years ago
You could try bar coding. It’s much easier than branding or microchipping.
meg_grif about 7 years ago
Name them all Deborah.
PICTO about 7 years ago
@MEG_GRIF: Abby…?
J Short about 7 years ago
Un-bee-knownst to him.
John Smith about 7 years ago
His name is Buzz
WoodstockJack about 7 years ago
Samantha?
DanFlak about 7 years ago
My cousin’s wife has a name for each of her dozens of chickens. My cousin just calls each one of them, as he does the rest of the animals (even the horses and the dogs whose names he does know) on his farm, “Butthead” She can also tell you which hen laid which egg, not that any of us can dispute her.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 7 years ago
If you love them, why not call them Honey?
Gent about 7 years ago
To bee or not to bee..
Gent about 7 years ago
Ok. This one’s Barna-bee, that’s Bee-trix, this is Buzz, that’s Bee-yonce, that’s a-bee-gale, that’s…
zippykatz about 7 years ago
How about “Sloop John”?