La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 23, 2017

Give it time. Yellowstone may explode before then.

Giant rocks hurtling through space are probably scary enough all on their own, but when one of them looks like a human skull, well, that’s just downright unsettling. Asteroid 2015 TB145 first cruised by our planet in 2015, but the creepy space rock is headed back towards us for another visit, and scientists are keeping a very close eye on it.

http://bgr.com/2017/12/22/skull-asteroid-space-nature-halloween/

So you are so dissatisfied, you want to end the world?

But we did get a giant ass. You’ll find him currently infesting our Oval Office in Washington, DC

Sure it did, back on January twentieth. And it’s been here ever since, trying it’s best to destroy all life on earth!

I checked the comic from last year. He didn’t ask for an asteroid, but he did ask Santa to “make him stop tweeting”. Didn’t get that one either

I could be wrong but this might be referring to a survey that was taken a little over a year ago that offered three options as follows:

Do you want to see Clinton as President – - – 43%

Do you want to see Trump as President – - – 38%

Do you want a giant asteroid to strike Earth – 13%

Undecided – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - 7%

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/giant-meteor-of-death-hitting-earth-poll-voters-prefer-over-hillary-clinton-donald-trump

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/too-many-people-would-rather-see-a-giant-meteor-strike-earth-than-clinton-or-trump-as-president-a7116691.html

At least he didn’t get a giant Hemorrhoid.