Close to Home by John McPherson for December 22, 2017

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    oldpine52  almost 7 years ago

    What crappy Christmas presents.

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    Martin I  almost 7 years ago

    Hooray for giving!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I’d be much happier if you kept my name out of it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Half a ton of yak slop! What’s not to like?

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    Hope that family uses that up before the beetles get to it!

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Here’s my credit card **** **** * * 1234

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    ptnjbrown  almost 7 years ago

    The fine print says you get to help spread it too!

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    cdward  almost 7 years ago

    We actually do give gifts of help for places in need. But only to people who A) have everything, and B) would appreciate it.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    That’s a stinky gift.

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    Did she mention the crop was poppies?

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    garysmigs  almost 7 years ago

    One of the very liberal members of my family actually does this for her presents; donations made in our name for her favorite charities.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 7 years ago

    They must have been really bad this year.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 7 years ago

    …and we’re gonna beat the “idiot dung” outta you!

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    bluegirl285  almost 7 years ago

    Certainly better than the glitchy carnivorous toys those kids got yesterday.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Sounds like another telemarketing charitable scam. You just know that no dung will actually be delivered.

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Mom needs a robe.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    In this case, one good turd deserves another!

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