Herman by Jim Unger for December 30, 2017

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    Adiraiju  almost 7 years ago

    “Heads, I tell you about the rats, tails I tell you about the roaches.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I suggest tossing several, in rapid succession and at high velocity, at the waiter and the cook.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 7 years ago

    They gotta clean the floors some way.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    " The good news is… I picked it up quickly, so the 5 second rule applies. "

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    joefearsnothing  almost 7 years ago

    Yeah…toss a coin to select where you eat when you walk out of this dump!

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    garcoa  almost 7 years ago

    Smother it with catsup and you’ll never know.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 7 years ago

    I have delivered to several diners and cafes over the years. You DO NOT want anything that has been dropped on the floor!! If the you could see what the “kitchen” looks like you would (a) leave & never return and (b) probably be sick if you have eaten there before!

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    Peam Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Living (with luck) dangerously!

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    Geophyzz  almost 7 years ago

    I was barbecuing some franks in a park beside a busy street. When one rolled onto the ground, I got it back onto the grill before the family noticed; until my wife heard someone shout from a passing car, “He dropped one on the ground!”

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