“A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender says, “Hey! You can’t bring that pig in here!” The guy says, “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.” My mom always liked that joke but could never tell it right.
pcolli over 6 years ago
Welcome to Bar None….
rhpii over 6 years ago
Bar Food
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Tell me about it, cowboy. That goat’s never tipped. Not once. And you should see the restroom after the pig’s been in there.
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
Aw Bartender, did you card them? They look a little tender.
johngregor Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pig and Goat out fron. Rat’s probably behind the bar.
humorist54 Premium Member over 6 years ago
“A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender says, “Hey! You can’t bring that pig in here!” The guy says, “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.” My mom always liked that joke but could never tell it right.