“A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender says, “Hey! You can’t bring that pig in here!” The guy says, “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.” My mom always liked that joke but could never tell it right.
“A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender says, “Hey! You can’t bring that pig in here!” The guy says, “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.” My mom always liked that joke but could never tell it right.