Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 26, 2017

Andy probably fell asleep after starting to read the title page.

Ahh,Flo Luv,did he even get past the contents page?

But that’s normal, Flo…! (I sometimes fall asleep watching a game of football)

…Nosher? Someone whose uncle owns a kosher de-, uh, off-liscence?

Get Andy a book on how to improve his life by brewing his own beer, ale, and mead.

He’s gonna wait for the movie and NOT go see it.

He’s gonna wait for the movie and NOT go see it.

I thought the punchline would be: “He set the book on fire instead!”

Sleep or Passed out?

What’d ya expect? He’ll be laying on the couch & that’s where he naps!

Just be happy that he didn’t try to trade it for a pint.

Happy Boxing Day Cappers.

Worthy of the Master! This gave me a good laugh.

xxx

I’d say Andy’s inner fire to succeed got extinguished a long time ago.

Any friend of Andy would have given him a book about horse racing tips.

I guess there was nothing good on the tellie either. Bummer.