Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2017

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    Jeff0811  almost 7 years ago

    It’s a conspiracy. The waitstaff do that to guilt you into ordering more on your next visit. More food = bigger check = bigger tip. They’re all in on it. (Kidding, when expected wages are cut in half for tipped employees, tips are not just nice, they are needed to pay the bills.)

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    I feel a disturbance in the ozone.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    This also applies to mail-order packaging. Order a phone battery and it arrives in a box the size of a car.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It comes complete with the oven in which to reheat it.

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    They must be in Idaho.

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    robert39503  almost 7 years ago

    Or order 2 batteries for my digital camera and get 8 for the price of 2.

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