hawgowar: technically, Mona isn’t a valley girl. She doesn’t talk or dress like one (like Donna). Also, are you saying the fact that they can’t cook make them useless and ornamental? Because if you are: wow.
I grew up on a farm where we raised chickens for ourselves and a relative said and I quote “That’s not a chicken! It’s a turkey!” That was no turkey but one BIG chicken that I could say makes the turkeys they raise now-a-days look like cornish game hens.
Hey, I can cook (mom was a graduate of le Cordon Bleu), and any woman I date has to be able to cook as well. While I like eating out, doing it all the time is foolish. Besides, women who live off restaurant food don’t have stamina.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
But Mona, you promised….
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Oh, nooo, Donna! Stuffed cornish hens would have been a great treat! How could you forget?!
Tantor almost 14 years ago
Donna should stop smoking that stuff
CAN WE HAVE THE RECIPE PLEASE?!
hawgowar almost 14 years ago
Neither of these useless, 20-something, valley girls can cook. Pierre shoulda proposed marriage to a midwestern girl. They can cook.
As Mona once told Donna; “We’re skinny White chicks in LA”.
Yep. Ornamental only.
ejcapulet almost 14 years ago
Well, at least she knows they’re done. Those little beggars are really easy to undercook, especially when they’ve been stuffed (yes, I can cook).
The missing M. Smokey almost 14 years ago
What she’s forgotten about is her engagement.
Kokopelli almost 14 years ago
just call them blackened cornish hens
Jen Babcock creator almost 14 years ago
hawgowar: technically, Mona isn’t a valley girl. She doesn’t talk or dress like one (like Donna). Also, are you saying the fact that they can’t cook make them useless and ornamental? Because if you are: wow.
Frankr almost 14 years ago
can’t fit much stuffing in a cornish game hen…
ejcapulet almost 14 years ago
You have to take some of the bones out to get enough stuffing in them.
cybergal29 almost 14 years ago
I grew up on a farm where we raised chickens for ourselves and a relative said and I quote “That’s not a chicken! It’s a turkey!” That was no turkey but one BIG chicken that I could say makes the turkeys they raise now-a-days look like cornish game hens.
hawgowar almost 14 years ago
Hey, I can cook (mom was a graduate of le Cordon Bleu), and any woman I date has to be able to cook as well. While I like eating out, doing it all the time is foolish. Besides, women who live off restaurant food don’t have stamina.