Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 10, 2018

How long would an “ex” last?

Hammer, Hammer!!

But their statistics show a snowball with the best chance of survival.

I question a duck having an 87% chance of survival in hell! Who’s doing this testing’ anyway? Can’t you even trust a devil, nowadays? What is this world coming to?!?

I think the alarm clock’s odds go up if the hammer isn’t in the same room

So if you’re going to hell, be a brick…