BEN STEIN: Here at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart. I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I’m buying my dog biscuits. I still don’t know. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores who they are. They don’t know who Nick and Jessica are, either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they’ve broken up? Why are they so darned important? I don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I don’t care at all about Tom Cruise’s baby. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I’m a subversive? Maybe. But I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. Is this what it means to be no longer young? Hm, not so bad.
When I try to do an online personality quiz and they ask you to choose a favourite artist. I select none of the above because I’m not familiar with any of the ones listed. I like an entirely different genre.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
were they expecting (oh, I dunno) Don Ameche or Spencer Tracy?
cabalonrye almost 7 years ago
I’m with you, there. I see all those articles on the net about people I don’t know who will be replaced the following year (or month) by other people.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 7 years ago
Or any of the stars on Match Game 2018.
Pet almost 7 years ago
Ouch. That hurts.. Yes, that is me now lol!
bobpickett1 almost 7 years ago
Amen, or a song on the top ten
bobpickett1 almost 7 years ago
Amen, or a song on the top ten
rhpii almost 7 years ago
This could be a PLUGGERS Comic today.
cameron.hall almost 7 years ago
`Oh-no- it’s all true!
Scoutmaster77 almost 7 years ago
It happens to me all the time. :- )
blunebottle almost 7 years ago
As Ben Stein once said:
BEN STEIN: Here at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart. I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I’m buying my dog biscuits. I still don’t know. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores who they are. They don’t know who Nick and Jessica are, either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they’ve broken up? Why are they so darned important? I don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I don’t care at all about Tom Cruise’s baby. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I’m a subversive? Maybe. But I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. Is this what it means to be no longer young? Hm, not so bad.
Petemejia77 almost 7 years ago
Oh no no no! Most of these so called “stars” are reality stars that don’t count whatsoever!
Petemejia77 almost 7 years ago
Oh no no no! Most of these so called “stars” are reality stars that don’t count whatsoever!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 7 years ago
When I try to do an online personality quiz and they ask you to choose a favourite artist. I select none of the above because I’m not familiar with any of the ones listed. I like an entirely different genre.
VincentGoudreault almost 7 years ago
I though that was the mark of refined taste.