February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Smart move, Dad, with Calvin around.
Even if Dad had a gun, he wouldn’t have any silver bullets anyway.
You have a squirt gun, if you’re thinking of shooting.
Maybe if you loaded the transmogrifier with water it might work
Did it ever occur to you Calvin, to just behave yourself so Rosalyn won’t have “deal” with you? I didn’t think so.
You just know Calvin isn’t listening now.
Someone in the comments yesterday invoked the stake and mallet idea.
That explains why she only appears after dark
Mom and dad aren’t paying attention either! Their six-year old is trying to figure out how to kill his babysitter!
Quick Calvin, get to the kitchen and grab the garlic.
Waiting on the episode where Susie and Rosalyn tag team Calvin.
Ever wonder why there are never any strips where Calvin ages?It’s because no one survives the electric chair!
Good thing Dad doesn’t have any guns, or this story arc might have taken a particularly dark turn.
A Super Soaker with holy water, Calvin! Holler if ya hear me!
“Resistance is futile!”
Slip something in her drink…
xxx
Everyone has a mallet and stake – go outside and find a little stick and a big stick. Take a knife from the kitchen and sharpen the little stick on one end. Voila – a mallet and stake.
Watch out for her gaze, though – it can be mesmerizing!
Good god man, I cannot tell you the number of times I was told what Calvin was told in the last frame. I STILL get told that at 49!
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Smart move, Dad, with Calvin around.
Farside99 almost 7 years ago
Even if Dad had a gun, he wouldn’t have any silver bullets anyway.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 7 years ago
You have a squirt gun, if you’re thinking of shooting.
somebodyshort almost 7 years ago
Maybe if you loaded the transmogrifier with water it might work
alondra almost 7 years ago
Did it ever occur to you Calvin, to just behave yourself so Rosalyn won’t have “deal” with you? I didn’t think so.
codycab almost 7 years ago
You just know Calvin isn’t listening now.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Someone in the comments yesterday invoked the stake and mallet idea.
BigDaveGlass almost 7 years ago
That explains why she only appears after dark
jpayne4040 almost 7 years ago
Mom and dad aren’t paying attention either! Their six-year old is trying to figure out how to kill his babysitter!
nosirrom almost 7 years ago
Quick Calvin, get to the kitchen and grab the garlic.
ericbutts74 almost 7 years ago
Waiting on the episode where Susie and Rosalyn tag team Calvin.
cameron.hall almost 7 years ago
Ever wonder why there are never any strips where Calvin ages?It’s because no one survives the electric chair!
Durandal_1707 almost 7 years ago
Good thing Dad doesn’t have any guns, or this story arc might have taken a particularly dark turn.
Ed_Bickford creator almost 7 years ago
A Super Soaker with holy water, Calvin! Holler if ya hear me!
Moon57Shine almost 7 years ago
“Resistance is futile!”
Number Three almost 7 years ago
Slip something in her drink…
xxx
johnec almost 7 years ago
Everyone has a mallet and stake – go outside and find a little stick and a big stick. Take a knife from the kitchen and sharpen the little stick on one end. Voila – a mallet and stake.
Watch out for her gaze, though – it can be mesmerizing!
baraktorvan almost 7 years ago
Good god man, I cannot tell you the number of times I was told what Calvin was told in the last frame. I STILL get told that at 49!