Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 08, 2018

must be a Tattulli original joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So she could lay it on the line.

Tatulli snuck one past the censors. Good job.

I’ll never be able to wipe that joke from my mind.

They don’t have cracks.

Oh, that’s a real Knee-Slapper, Lio! I hope your alien friends have a good sense of humor, along with a clear view of human anatomy and bodily functions….

Why did the turtle cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

Then they pointed the Destruct-o Beam at earth and fired.

That one really cracked me up..

“First Contact” (Murray Leinster) spoiler:

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.The radio operators (human and alien) end up telling each other dirty jokes!

THis is pre Covid

Oh Lio. You are just too silly!!