Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 08, 2018

Leopold’s method does away with the problem of repeat offenders.

One of Leopold’s few redeeming features.

No more midnight snacks for Leopold.

There’s enough going on in that house to deter intruders.

I’m not seeing it either. It’s not like he’s copying Vlad and leaving the bodies on pikes.

Leopold’s brand of security is more secure than anything that comes as a “system,” Gary! At least your so-called henchman is good for something!