Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2018

But a successful celery juggler.

Stains, obscene whitey-tightie shadows. Not to mention, a pretty smug smirk on that underwear model’s mug.

I research that which I do not understand. Like Amundsen’s “Maudexpeditionen”.

http://frammuseum.no/polar_history/expeditions/the_maud_expedition__1918-1925_/

@ARIANNE. For thinking up MOAT TURTLES.

@OLIVEFOOTE. Instead of 10 Hail Marys, I’ve decided to say 10 Hail Moat Turtles.

(from yesterday!)

I guess I’m not allowed to scorn this one.

… that’s how they make baby carrots, by juggling them …

A ship coming out the rear alert, please Mr, please, don’t look back.

Sitting and undocking on the bay…

Notify the Bunnies! The carrots are afoot! Release the Weasels!

The “enchorial alphabet” on the Rosetta Stone refers to the text written in Demotic Egyptian script, in the middle of the Stone.

There’s plenty to not understand today, like growths out of models’ heads, splotchy splotches, juggling activity (which I never mastered OR mistressed), and the target demographic for that underwear model. I mean, what does that pose say to you?

A peach filled scone is a not bad treat at tea time!

I’ve got to hand it to Teresa, another fiendish thingy for me to scorn.

Wow, look at those fetching underwear stains. Really takes me back to my years as a maudlin wetnurse.

‘Carrot juggling’ is that what the kids call it these days?

The Rosetta Stone reveals to follow the Hieroglyphic Road..

Just started using an Armor mechanical keyboard. A little bit of heaven, not for hellish people or for carrot jugglers.

I like blowing on that peach fuzz that you find in the small of her back.

Sr. Teresa made a Thingy!

I think we all know what to make of a peachy-keen failed Carrot Juggler in stained white underwear (phony 50’s icon). But Randy B scared me with his Maud-lin research! Brrr!

Do not expend energy resources in a wrongful pursuit of That Which Is Not There. DaDa is Lame and Lame is the Way. Lame on!

Belly up to the lumbar and breathe easier.