There was a fire. Six children died. The cook at the diner where I ate was adamant about how I should get my brother out of the trailer we rented in case of fire.
I explained that I had a lot of expensive books and my calculator that I needed to get out first, then him if there was time.
She was horrified and told my brother about my heartless plans. He explained he planned to superglue my door shut and START the fire. (She was not aware we had already discussed our discussion.)
And, yes, what happened to them was horrible but we didn’t focus on that.
JoanHelen almost 7 years ago
Oh, dear, Earl, have you got a death wish? :)
JoanHelen almost 7 years ago
Oh, dear, Earl, have you got a death wish? :)
Martin I almost 7 years ago
What, she can’t get out on her own?
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Oh, the wife’s cat is more important than the wife herself?
cubswin2016 almost 7 years ago
If there was one more frame, the recliner would be turned over with Earl still in it.
J W almost 7 years ago
Carl: “What I thought we were planning so we don’t waste time by both running to save the same thing! Aren’t you supposed to be saving something too?”
pcolli almost 7 years ago
By the time you’ve run around locating those items, you’d probably be burnt yourself.
Kalkkuna almost 7 years ago
MAYBE the cat. He’s been cuffed a few times, I’ll bet.
JeffreySmith almost 7 years ago
He’s right. She asked what he would save, not who he would save.
ANIMAL almost 7 years ago
LOL..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 7 years ago
What about you? What would you save?
w16521 almost 7 years ago
Gotta love those trapping questions that wives like to ask.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
Why did she marry him?
“Oh yeah… You too”
Wow. That’s just…
xxx
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 7 years ago
There was a fire. Six children died. The cook at the diner where I ate was adamant about how I should get my brother out of the trailer we rented in case of fire.
I explained that I had a lot of expensive books and my calculator that I needed to get out first, then him if there was time.
She was horrified and told my brother about my heartless plans. He explained he planned to superglue my door shut and START the fire. (She was not aware we had already discussed our discussion.)
And, yes, what happened to them was horrible but we didn’t focus on that.