WaynoVision by Wayno for October 21, 2020

I came; I saw; I looked innocent!

Good thing that he was just a wooden boy. If he were a man, he would not, could not saw through his < ahem >. B^D

There’s a limit to what lumber surgery can do.

exchange that saw with a hammer and he’s Pinocchio the vampire slayer

Apparently lying is sustainable forestry.

But now I’m a guilty puppet with a stake .

Well, since Jiminy is his conscience, he nose whether Pinocchio is truly guilty, or not.

Feelings of guilt are a rare commodity these days.