FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 11, 2018

It’s like Achilles had other week spots than just his heel.

Isn’t Jason supposed to be in his thirties now ? C’mon be a man and grow up

Just get a dog. Dogs will give unconditional love. No divorce, no cheating, no back-talk. Just a lot of tail-wagging. The worst you will get is a big sloppy wet lick or three.

How is Jason not getting cut up from the edges of those cans?

Why tin cans? He’s got like half-a-dozen other fully armored cosplay outfits.

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

That is one BIG ole tomato can.

You might get a Valentine card from Andy Warhol.

Sir Dudly’s got arms! (Mythtickle)

Where’s your sword and shield? That may increase your resistance up to 98%!! :P

I was thinking there was going to be a Ned Kelly reference, but alas “such is life”

I was thinking there was going to be a Ned Kelly reference, but alas “such is life”

I think the gap is in his head

Well, Jason, maybe we can form a League of Engineer-Knights. I built cardboard armor for paintball.