The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for February 05, 2018

Next position will be in a yarn barn.

This isn’t a good fit for Regular Cat. He’ll just spend all day chasing the laser beam from the scanner.

“Oat Bran, Pickles, Milk”? Maybe it wasn’t just reflexive feline behavior (“What is this doing way up here?”) but an expression of disapproval.

Wait until a customer comes through with cans of cat food.

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::purrr::rub::

“Um… I like you too, but could you ring up my order?”