Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 14, 2018

  1. 70th birthday
    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Brings to mind a question…

    What do guys do standing up, girls do sitting down and dogs do with one paw raised?

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    rowf39  almost 7 years ago

    Once had a three-legged dog, and every time he went outdoors, he would go up to a tree and fall over.

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  3. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   almost 7 years ago

    Before my dog passed away, my voice-mail greeting went, “You have reached the phone number for * ** and his dog Peanut. Messages for * may be left after the beep. Messages for Peanut may be left at the tree at the corner of * and ********.”

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  4. Ds frq
    BaconBoyCamper  almost 7 years ago

    Not Belief system,

    but…

    Relief system…

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