I know I’ll get heck for this, but here goes. The Judeo-Christian-Islamic teachings tell us that God is Male, because the men who wrote their holy books believe that all of their followers (especially women) should be man handled. Then again if God is really female – a giver of life – then She really Ms handled the creation of these great religions. ;-) (this is a joke, people. don’t go all uptight priest on me)
“When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.” The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of man and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown. The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” — Genesis 6:1-5
strictures over 6 years ago
I don’t want to know what the meat is in a pizza made by a Wiley Bear.
Varnes over 6 years ago
Why don’t religions talk about a Mr. and Mrs. God? It only makes sense to me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe14UO_GmYU
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
I imagine that it is kosher.
Just because it looks like pepperoni slices doesn’t mean it is meat.
Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago
There was plenty of pizza, but she wanted ribs.
Bilan over 6 years ago
So, it is true! Once upon a time, pizza did grow in trees!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
The untold story of Adam before he met Lilith, and later Eve.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
This makes as much sense as all the other mythologies.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
There is no pizza in paradise.
somebodyshort over 6 years ago
“Future generations” implies a wife, and that eliminates the notion of “paradise”
.
Speaking of which, looks like “heaven” also has one of “those people”
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Beer and pizza. Breakfast of Champions
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
Now THERE’S a franchise opportunity! “Wiley Bear Pizza”!!
sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago
“They call it paradise
I don’t know why
You call something paradise
Kiss it goodbye."
From the Eagles’ Last Resort
dot-the-I over 6 years ago
Some Biblical scholars argue that there was a Mrs., by the name Asherah.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Adam strikes me as the sort of dude who’d have a few tiki torches staked around his pad.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
It is said most men are linear thinkers. In Adam’s case his line was made up of dashes
Amra Leo over 6 years ago
That must be one of them there quantum computers…
Linguist over 6 years ago
That’s the trouble with living in paradise. Women are always looking for the endgame !
Omniman over 6 years ago
I’ve always thought it odd that people make such a big deal out of God’s gender, when He has no wife.
pcolli over 6 years ago
An omnipotent deity would not need to be male or female.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
I know I’ll get heck for this, but here goes. The Judeo-Christian-Islamic teachings tell us that God is Male, because the men who wrote their holy books believe that all of their followers (especially women) should be man handled. Then again if God is really female – a giver of life – then She really Ms handled the creation of these great religions. ;-) (this is a joke, people. don’t go all uptight priest on me)
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Favorite bumper sticker: When God made man first, She was only kidding.
Corey Cohen over 6 years ago
Bear and pizza.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago
Mr. & Mrs. Almighty in blue & pink.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago
“When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.” The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of man and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown. The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” — Genesis 6:1-5
Now, just who the heck are the Sons of God?