Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 18, 2018

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    strictures  almost 7 years ago

    I don’t want to know what the meat is in a pizza made by a Wiley Bear.

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    Varnes  almost 7 years ago

    Why don’t religions talk about a Mr. and Mrs. God? It only makes sense to me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe14UO_GmYU

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I imagine that it is kosher.

    Just because it looks like pepperoni slices doesn’t mean it is meat.

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    There was plenty of pizza, but she wanted ribs.

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    So, it is true! Once upon a time, pizza did grow in trees!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    The untold story of Adam before he met Lilith, and later Eve.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    This makes as much sense as all the other mythologies.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    There is no pizza in paradise.

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    somebodyshort  almost 7 years ago

    “Future generations” implies a wife, and that eliminates the notion of “paradise”

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    Speaking of which, looks like “heaven” also has one of “those people”

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    Beer and pizza. Breakfast of Champions

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    Now THERE’S a franchise opportunity! “Wiley Bear Pizza”!!

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “They call it paradise

    I don’t know why

    You call something paradise

    Kiss it goodbye."

    From the Eagles’ Last Resort

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    dot-the-I  almost 7 years ago

    Some Biblical scholars argue that there was a Mrs., by the name Asherah.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    Adam strikes me as the sort of dude who’d have a few tiki torches staked around his pad.

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    It is said most men are linear thinkers. In Adam’s case his line was made up of dashes

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    Amra Leo  almost 7 years ago

    That must be one of them there quantum computers…

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    That’s the trouble with living in paradise. Women are always looking for the endgame !

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    Omniman  almost 7 years ago

    I’ve always thought it odd that people make such a big deal out of God’s gender, when He has no wife.

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    pcolli  almost 7 years ago

    An omnipotent deity would not need to be male or female.

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    I know I’ll get heck for this, but here goes. The Judeo-Christian-Islamic teachings tell us that God is Male, because the men who wrote their holy books believe that all of their followers (especially women) should be man handled. Then again if God is really female – a giver of life – then She really Ms handled the creation of these great religions. ;-) (this is a joke, people. don’t go all uptight priest on me)

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    Favorite bumper sticker: When God made man first, She was only kidding.

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    Corey Cohen  almost 7 years ago

    Bear and pizza.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Mr. & Mrs. Almighty in blue & pink.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.” The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of man and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown. The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” — Genesis 6:1-5

    Now, just who the heck are the Sons of God?

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