Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 11, 2018

I like the vendor’s answer. Makes lots more sense than the nutcase asking the question.

The guy on the left should be wearing a gray sock on his head.

If only Dave knew how to spell “though.” But then again, someone might mistake him for a professional writer if he did that.

I got indigestion.

I only drink organic beer and bourbon, I can not stand inorganic beer and bourbon…But never drink fish pish, it will ruin your insides….

Why not “Less filling, tastes great”?

Is the wiener casing made of sheep intestines…from China? : > ]

I love the shops across the street. Covfefe will always make me laugh!

For a minute I thought the window next to the “Covfefe” Shop was written like this “Grabb’her by the muffin here”

“There will be a taco truck in every corner” as “the republican prophet” once said! Miracle, miracle ! I say

I am addicted to sausage sandwiches made with fried peppers, onions with marinara and topped with provolone. My doctor says, “Stop that!” I say, “But it tastes great!” I may lose, ultimately. But for now, I win! Yum!

The way I see it, mammalian life spans are determined by size and the human animal only has a natural life span of about 39 years. So, I personally am waaayyy out in front and will eat anything I damn well want. Who knows, with all these chemicals and preservatives in our food today, I may start getting younger soon.

‘smell great’ is relative. When you are in the mood for burrito, you like the smell. If some day you are in the mood for something lighter, the smell even from far away may get you down. Kinda like the smell of cigarettes for somebody who stopped smoking long ago (sometimes you miss it, sometimes you wonder how were you able to put this inside your body)

As long as one of those condiment bottles is Sriracha, I’m all in!