Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 28, 2018

answer carefully, nephew

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

What do you know?

I could tell you, but… we would miss you.

I know little bits about many things, but not a lot about any one thing. I know that there is a lot of things that I don’t know, and things that I don’t know that I don’t know.

It’s not so much what I know but what people think I know.

Nothing.

I know nothing.

It’s safer that way.

Knowing is half the problem, doing is the problem!!!

I know I haven’t seen the pelican in a while?

Most of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at.

BTW – I thought this was a family site.

And yet, they present to us – Pete horny.

I know I’m a responsible guy. If anything goes wrong I’m usually responsible.

Yesterday we lost another great cartoonist. RIP Mort Walker creator of Beetle Bailey and Hi and Lois.

The older I get, the more I realize how little I know. By the way, Spork, If I were you I’d do a u-turn and walk away quickly, keeping my big mouth firmly shut.

I can answer the question but I’d get in trouble for doing so.

Why? Are you testing us?

Spork doesn’t know enough to shut up.

As for Tony’s question: I’ve signed a non-disclosure agreement so I can’t tell what I know.

@Tony:

What do I know? Well, I know it’s been too long since I last posed today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Are you the bad one?