Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 17, 2010

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When it’s that cold, never lick a Pole.

^Neither North nor South.

Where’s a school janitor when you need one?

They eventually develop callouses over the years.

There’s a reason for that! :-D

The real reason Polar Bears are becoming extinct.

You’d think they’d learn.

Don’t lick Croats, either.

The list is endless: don’t lick Poles, Croats, Scots, Mexicans, Canadians, etc.