Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 15, 2018

Your folks only bought you because the guy who sold dachshunds from the back of the station wagon didn’t show up that day.

Is it just me or is Hobbes making this up?

I guess Calvin isn’t Hobbes’ friend anymore.

Calvin is a bug to Hobbes. Mystery solved.

Better to be from a flea market, than to be a flea market.

But,but, I thought Calvin was from walmart or the cheaper competitor. I’m so confused now…

What is with your fur, let me look, perhaps I can find fleas there, is it from the flea market??

There were gifts for others on the flea market, I couldn’t stand to take them!!

And a beautiful pot, I need it, when there is soupday in our rectory. My pots are all old and not good enough for taking soup somewhere!!

Love how Hobbes likes to wind up Calvin ;)

Calvin was a flea market find! He seemed more like a blue-light special to me.

Does this mean that Clvin’s folks didn’t buy him at the Kmart Blue Light Sale??

Did his parents get Calvin from a cabbage patch?

Give Calvin back to the Indians!

I remember a strip where his dad tells him something like; most kids come from Sears but, since they were on a tight budget, Calvin came as a some-assembly-required kit from Kmart.

It seems more likely Hobbes came from the flea market.

Well, that explains everything!

O’le Hobbes is a big meanie LOL

Way to mess with him, Hobbes!…wait a minute…what if he did come from a flea market…?

I thought Dad said C was a Blue Light Special from K-Mart……

it’s what Tiggers do best!

Maybe it was Hobbes who came from the flea market.

Love this on the metaphysical level. Calvin suffering an existential quandary with himself!

No returns at the flea market.

This storyline certainly took an interesting turn.

Well, Hobbes wouldn’t be the first orange-haired predator to make up stories from thin air…

C`mon, Calvin, think on your feet….Where did Hobbes get his fleas?

Hint? More like a confusing red herring.