Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 30, 2018

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    ransomknotts  almost 7 years ago

    Show and Tell has changed very little.

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    ransomknotts  almost 7 years ago

    I don’t have any note cards. What’s a good substitute?

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    olivefoote  almost 7 years ago

    Hahahaha!!! Yesterday’s SHUTUP FA is on GC’s Trending. Who woulda thunk it. Just seein’ the SH sort of makes one wonder if the rest might be IT.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    If you don’t have anything else for Show and Tell, share your basin of vomit.

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    waycyber  almost 7 years ago

    Contextual verbalisation accompanied by visual exemplification with optional vomit production

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    waycyber  almost 7 years ago

    Contextual verbalisation accompanied by visual exemplification with optional vomit production

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    If you show… I promise not to tell…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The first note card should always say, “IMPORTANT: Remove beam capacitor circuit from death ray before using as Show and Tell exhibit!”

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    coltish1  almost 7 years ago

    I didn’t know Freud had blue eyes.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    What ? No teleprompter ?

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    gigagrouch  almost 7 years ago

    A basic lesson in public speaking on the day of the State of the Union speech…

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    One thing about humiliation, it’s rarely untold.

    It’s told, and told, and told… “humiliations galore!”

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    Radish...   almost 7 years ago

    This is about the State of the Union address?

    The ship of state is really full of sh…

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    Ray_C  almost 7 years ago

    Every SOU I’ve ever heard has been half bragging, spinning and exaggerating and half making promises that can’t be kept and giving congress orders they will never obey. So why bother?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Garçon! A flagon of ipecac!

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    If picturing the audience in their underwear doesn’t help, try picturing them all as frogs, applauding wildly.

     

    Or even tamely…

     

    Just take that lame leap of faith.

     

    Okay… it’s hard to leap when you’re lame, but “lame limp of faith”   just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

     

    …or does it? Lame limp of faith…

     

    Okay, I’m losing my train of thought… where are those note cards?!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 7 years ago

    What is the most read comic of 2017, the new #1, will it make us vomit?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Is this one of those addafruit things? I like Pi!

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    He plans well, even as he seems to put more emphasis through anxiety than what is necessary..

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Spoken like a fidgety, maximally-introverted, frightened would-be Public Speaker.

    I got over all that by a combination of play-acting, debating, and Turning Over a New Leaf.

    You, too, can be stress-free the Sisyphos way!

    (Offer valid only in Froglandia; must be Lame to apply. Hurry! Offer expires at midnight, 30 I 18.)

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 7 years ago

    Top of the shelf to you mate.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 7 years ago

    May the snake be just iffy and nor bite you.

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