Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 12, 2018

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    DanFlak  almost 7 years ago

    Br careful out there. Because of the flu epidemic, there are traffic jams at the emergency room, so it may take you longer to get there with your heart attack.

    Unless you have been shoveling snow on a regular basis – like several times a week, take a lot of breaks so you can listen to your body. Stay hydrated and pace yourself.

    Snow shoveling is not an Olympic event and you will not get a gold medal no matter how fast you get your driveway cleared.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 7 years ago

    Well, snow much for that idea.

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    Because your audience is shoveling their own walks

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    garcoa  almost 7 years ago

    I would be glad to let the athletes practice in my neighborhood.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Because you can’t bet on it? There are no interesting human interest stories for NBC/Comcast to use to interrupt the competition? There are no natural breaks to jam in 34 minutes of commercials per hour?

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    bradatwellbird  almost 7 years ago

    I was thinking last night that with all the skiing and skating and such, why don’t they have snowshoe races in the Olympics?

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  almost 7 years ago

    Why are they shoveling between their two houses? Just so they can talk?

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