Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 15, 2018

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    DanFlak  almost 7 years ago

    My bank is down the block (my definition of “down the block” is 1/2 mile away) from where I work. My wife uses me as her ambulatory ATM machine. She writes me checks and I cash them for her. I sometimes even get cash for myself. $100 will last me months. I seldom use cash. I use the credit card for everything – I get cash back.

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    And the manager will have to look up the definition.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 7 years ago

    My branch could not give me four thousand in cash. I had to wait while they ran around staring at me, it was as if I was up to something nefarious.

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    Cash? What’s that.

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I always like to keep a $20 stashed in the back of my wallet. Get cash? Isn’t that what grocery checkout machines are for?

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    Jml58  almost 7 years ago

    I like to see my money before I spend it.

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