Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 17, 2018

If you want to wait in the customer lounge, we have a copy of Back to the Future…

But it’ll arrive tomorrow.

Like about the same time it takes the government to do anything?

I hope the coffee in the waiting area is fresh.

The garage also falls a bit short on the whole 1.21 gigawatts thing.

Weren’t you here yesterday asking for directions?

If time machines were possible, we’d all have them by now . . . now . . . now . . . .

If time machines were possible, we’d all have them by now . . . now . . . now . . . .

And if time machines were possible, GoComics would have fixed that irritating bug by now. (They tell me they “are aware”.)

It IS a long distance from Gallifrey to Earth…better send it by TARDIS Express…“When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there BEFORE you ordered it!”

So you can pick it up last week.

Why, this place is a geographical oddity! Four hundred years from everywhere!

Now I’m wondering what happened to Time Machine X2999?

In the meantime, you can use this telephone booth. It was owned by two teens who got grounded the first time they drove it.

Can you say, Rick and Morty?

Einstein Express, when you absolutely must have it yesterday.

Don’t step on any butterflies while you are waiting.

I see it is projected here that the level of service in the vehicle-parts-supply sector will remain unchanged.