Endtown by Aaron Neathery for January 31, 2018

“What a revolting development this is”.

So! Couple of questions. Did Cooper carry any increminating evidence with him, or did the murderer take it? And is the murderer still there?

Has to be a pretty strong person to take on Cooper with just a knife. Or did they catch him by surprise? I wonder if that’s actually blood or tartar sauce?Foxworthy should probably eat him; what with the food shortage and all. No, Wait!! He’d get mercury poisoning!

Those fish headed hulks sure do bleed a lot, don’t they. Philo better be careful, Looks like he might be leaving a hand/paw print in the blood on the wall. ;-)

Ok, so we know who the blood came from. And that they don’t need it themselves anymore. Very wasteful. You’d think that people would clean up after themselves better. After all, this is a city park. There are wastebaskets near by.

…there’s something fishy going on here. He’s cold as a mackerel. Been mistrouted. He’s eeled right over. Flat as a flounder. (Insert your own fish pun here.)

Well, it’s only 1 more body. I’m sure Endtown’s coroner won’t mind.

Oh, no, not Cooper. I liked him because he once made a comment that I have never forgotten: “It’s a perfect world for the autocrats when people mistake irresponsibility for freedom.” Very wise.

Oh, no, not Cooper. I liked him because he once made a comment that I have never forgotten: “It’s a perfect world for the autocrats when people mistake irresponsibility for freedom.” Very wise.

Coop de grace.

Was the killer paid scale wages?

♫ Give me back that fillet-o-fish, Give me that fish. oooo. Give me back that fillet-o-fish, Give me that fish. What if it were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn’t be laughing at all!

What about Cooper’s removeable head?

Is this the end of Cooper?

He’s no fun; he fell right over!

Well OBVIOUSLY there’s not a food shortage if they just left 240 lb.s of Sushi just sitting there… Just sayin’.

Chips, malt vinegar, a good stout and we’re in business!

Touching the blood on the wall might not be a good idea. On the positive side … he didn´t lose his head over being stabbed.

Philo… Don’t turn this into a soap opera!

Go straight to the police! Don’t touch the knife! It’s bad enough you may have touched the adjacent wall, but FTLOG… DON’T TOUCH THE KNIFE!!!

Looks like Macky’s back in town! “Oh the shark babe has such teeth dear and it shows them pearly white….Just a jacknife has old MacHeath babe and he keeps it……outta sight……(you know the rest)……look out old Macky is back!!!!”

Whoever was behind the conspiracy is now severing all ties between it and themselves. Whatever they had hoped to accomplish has been accomplished.

I suspect the call was not from Cooper, and this is a fox trap.

Something is near Cooper’s foot. Might be important.

Cooper won’t be missed too much, he was an unhappy soul who didn’t figure another much, although he made a great agitator. I will miss him a little bit.

When I saw that rat cleaning up the remains of Lucas, I just thought: is he just cleaning or richening his diet? What if the rats are behind all of that? Keeping a low profile and let some big shots think they are running the show.

CALLED it! That WAS blood splatter!