Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 11, 2018

Why would the kid stop doing his homework?

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Are you?

Posting the QotD? Yes indeed.

@Peter Careful – with that example-setting for the respect for privacy, Elliot will burst into the master bedroom next time he hears suspicious sounds.

OTOH – that explains why he is a single child. By all means.

Am I?

Hmmm….. well…. I think I am….

Yeah, I think therefore I am.

Cos if I were not, you wouldn’t see my posts, right?

Then again, maybe you don’t.

or… maybe all of you are not…..

maybe you’re merely figments of my imagination.

But don’t I have to be, before I can imagine things?

Ow… now my head hurts.

Um…. does that mean I am?

Am I?

Reading DH. Hmmm.

Yeah….. no. You’re not that good.

Am I what? Reading GoComics? Yes and commenting on them too!!!

And I’m not what I appear to be

Huh?

Peter, you just gave him excuse not to do his homework.

Cogito, ergo sum.

You’ll go blind! I didn’t wear glasses until I reached puberty.