Garfield by Jim Davis for April 13, 2018

Being Friday the thirteenth, what a fine day to leave Jon speechless and dumbfounded.

That’s not fair…we don’t even know what kind they are!

Garfield’s going soft. Usually, in the final panel, he’d be smacking Jon in the back of the head.

Still hasn’t learned that the correct answer is always “Yes Dear” except when the question is “Does this make my bum look big”….

Lying and saying yes should be easy enough, since the truth is most likely that he has no opinion one way or the other. Saying yes and sounding like he means it will take a little practice, but he’ll get there.

I was never any good at those rules either

Jon, complement the shoes, before she kicks you with them!

So Liz wants Jon to be dishonest and to tell her what she wants to her. smh

It is bad when a cat is smarter than you.

Jon, just say yes, Even though you might think they are the ugliest shoes in the whole universe.

’’They’re kinda…’’ results with a smack in the face.

Whatever you do, Liz, don’t ask him “Does this outfit make me look fat?” or “Do these slacks make my butt look big?”!

For once, Jon needs that swift kick from Garfield!

I’ve been married almost 43 years and have three daughters. My wife and daughters always know that my response to their new clothes, shoes and hair is totally honest. If I don’t like it, I tell them so. Why would I lie. They go ahead and ware what they want.

Liz should know by now that her bf is not very bright

If she’s wearing chucks, I understand why he doesn’t like them. I’m so sick of those ugly things.

If you only want one answer, why ask?

Lovely is the word you are searching for!

It would work better if Garfield could actually talk.

She probably has so many shoes, Jon doesn’t know new from the old.

I seldom look down at a women’s shoes, Can’t seem to get my eye’s lower then her bust.

You sure Jon never served as an ensign in the Navy?….And never got promoted……

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Do these shoes make my feet look big? No, it’s your feet that make your feet look big!

Two words: CLAW. TIME.