This makes me think of my new favorite brand of crazy: sovereign citizens.
If you didn’t know, sovereign citizens hold two contradictory delusions at the same time: 1) that there are “magic words” that mean you aren’t subject to any law you don’t like, and 2) that when these “magic words” don’t work, the cops and courts are part of a conspiracy to deny the sovereign citizen’s rights.
WCLamb over 6 years ago
Really? First? That’s a first!
Emptypockets51. over 6 years ago
Congrats! You are now officially a socialist. Welcome to the party.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
Just like Donnie says “Fake News”, but everyone else calls it “THE TRUTH!”
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
I do not make off with anything. My need to use it gave me the right to use it. Mark the words, sir. “The need to use it.”
sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Did he get the naming rights for the movie and video game?
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Apply fair use on a much broader scale and you have . . . Need I say it??
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Apply fair use on a much broader scale and you have . . . Need I say it??
dot-the-I over 6 years ago
A pre-POTUS in the 1990’s: “I call it ‘eminent domain.’”
Diat60 over 6 years ago
So he went to prison for playing a video game? Harsh.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
Maybe he would have gotten off if he called it “Ride Share”
johndifool over 6 years ago
He probably used one of those hacked versions, where every car you try to steal instantly turns into a smoking heap…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago
Alternative ownership.
Mayor Snorkum over 6 years ago
Is this a minimum-security joint? What kind of prison has reading lamps over the bunks? Where are the nightstands with doilies?
Linguist over 6 years ago
Funny how those semantics can get you in trouble…
To Bernie Madoff, it was the “investment opportunity", but to the Feds, it was “Ponzi scheme” !
keenanthelibrarian over 6 years ago
Ah, the English language; it’ll get you every time.
griffon8 over 6 years ago
This makes me think of my new favorite brand of crazy: sovereign citizens.
If you didn’t know, sovereign citizens hold two contradictory delusions at the same time: 1) that there are “magic words” that mean you aren’t subject to any law you don’t like, and 2) that when these “magic words” don’t work, the cops and courts are part of a conspiracy to deny the sovereign citizen’s rights.
wirepunchr over 6 years ago
Seems like I remember a Non Sequitur with the same scene only the line was this was not the gated community he was looking for.