Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2018

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    WCLamb  over 6 years ago

    Really? First? That’s a first!

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    Emptypockets51.  over 6 years ago

    Congrats! You are now officially a socialist. Welcome to the party.

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    Just like Donnie says “Fake News”, but everyone else calls it “THE TRUTH!”

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    GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I do not make off with anything. My need to use it gave me the right to use it. Mark the words, sir. “The need to use it.”

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Did he get the naming rights for the movie and video game?

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Apply fair use on a much broader scale and you have . . . Need I say it??

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Apply fair use on a much broader scale and you have . . . Need I say it??

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    dot-the-I  over 6 years ago

    A pre-POTUS in the 1990’s: “I call it ‘eminent domain.’”

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    Diat60  over 6 years ago

    So he went to prison for playing a video game? Harsh.

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Maybe he would have gotten off if he called it “Ride Share”

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    He probably used one of those hacked versions, where every car you try to steal instantly turns into a smoking heap…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Alternative ownership.

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 6 years ago

    Is this a minimum-security joint? What kind of prison has reading lamps over the bunks? Where are the nightstands with doilies?

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    Funny how those semantics can get you in trouble…

    To Bernie Madoff, it was the “investment opportunity", but to the Feds, it was “Ponzi scheme” !

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Ah, the English language; it’ll get you every time.

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    griffon8  over 6 years ago

    This makes me think of my new favorite brand of crazy: sovereign citizens.

    If you didn’t know, sovereign citizens hold two contradictory delusions at the same time: 1) that there are “magic words” that mean you aren’t subject to any law you don’t like, and 2) that when these “magic words” don’t work, the cops and courts are part of a conspiracy to deny the sovereign citizen’s rights.

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    Seems like I remember a Non Sequitur with the same scene only the line was this was not the gated community he was looking for.

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