My favourite one is:
“Both cats and dogs get fed by humans, but while the dog thinks ‘They’re giving me food, that must mean they are gods’ the cats think ‘They’re giving me good, that must mean that I’m a god’” :)
Yeah, well, I keep hearing men saying that women rule - and it’s usually the men who refuse to share the driver’s seat, so to speak. I would love someone to explain how women rule.
My cat shows a huge amount of gratitude when she eats - she purrs and eats at the same time - it sounds funny. And then she needs her daily dose of pick-me-up-and-love-me - though she does like to be chased down for it. And as an expression of camaraderie, I roar at her like a lion, and then she purrs back - loves it for some reason.
I’m lucky - this cat was a great find.
William, You made me think. That was probably one of the reasons why my wife left me. I was kind and loving, but refused to be manipulated.
Johanan, I take a small exception to “A lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.” I don’t think he owns that 50 caliber bullet coming towards him, or the man that sent it on it’s way.
i have a 11 yr old orange tabby,,, i’ve shown his pic here before, and he comes when called,, but heaven forbid i walk past his food dish without filling it!
This one reminds me of a Garfield classic from a few years ago. In the first two panels, Jon answers the phone with “Hello?” and repeats the question of “Do I own a cat?”. Then Garfield walks in and says, “I have 30 frozen turkeys on the lawn!” and Jon answers on the phone, “No; I do not.” lol. That was a good gag.
Dogs think they are human. Cats know they are gods.
Dogs have masters. Cats have People.
Wan’t to call a dog? Make any noise whatsoever. Want to call a cat? Pick up a food dish.
People train dogs. Cats train people.
gjackers about 14 years ago
Amen to that ! What was the saying again ? “Dogs have owners, cats have staff ?”
Love Garf’s indifferent expression in the first two panels, by the way !
BigDaveGlass about 14 years ago
Safe answer
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Pets own people.
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
What’d you do now Garfield?
Rakkav about 14 years ago
“Can’t don’t rent, they own.”
A lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.
Winterbay about 14 years ago
My favourite one is: “Both cats and dogs get fed by humans, but while the dog thinks ‘They’re giving me food, that must mean they are gods’ the cats think ‘They’re giving me good, that must mean that I’m a god’” :)
MittensRhino about 14 years ago
No the saying is Cats don’t have masters just good friends
woodwork about 14 years ago
women and cats rule…men and dogs just have to accept that fact.
GreighWolf about 14 years ago
@William - I entirely agree with you on that one.
bestis2come about 14 years ago
Yeah, well, I keep hearing men saying that women rule - and it’s usually the men who refuse to share the driver’s seat, so to speak. I would love someone to explain how women rule.
My cat shows a huge amount of gratitude when she eats - she purrs and eats at the same time - it sounds funny. And then she needs her daily dose of pick-me-up-and-love-me - though she does like to be chased down for it. And as an expression of camaraderie, I roar at her like a lion, and then she purrs back - loves it for some reason. I’m lucky - this cat was a great find.
Maryfink about 14 years ago
The cats absolutely rule the house - we are staff.
ejcapulet about 14 years ago
William, you weren’t supposed to figure that out.
Rise22 about 14 years ago
We are simply warm furniture…cats know…
IdahoSpud about 14 years ago
William, You made me think. That was probably one of the reasons why my wife left me. I was kind and loving, but refused to be manipulated.
Johanan, I take a small exception to “A lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.” I don’t think he owns that 50 caliber bullet coming towards him, or the man that sent it on it’s way.
keltii about 14 years ago
i have a 11 yr old orange tabby,,, i’ve shown his pic here before, and he comes when called,, but heaven forbid i walk past his food dish without filling it!
dalbino83 about 14 years ago
Cats remember when they were worshiped as gods in Egypt thousands of years ago, and they still expect that adoration!
Wildmustang1262 about 14 years ago
I own myself. No one own me anyway!
tomsdiy about 14 years ago
best is2come, Well, sure, women rule. They control the checkbook, the menu, the bed, and the TV remote. What else is there?
mark.dillon about 14 years ago
Oh yeah? Check out todays Heart of the City!
momazilla about 14 years ago
Cats are the masters of all they survey, unless there is a squirrel in the yard who can beat the bleeep out of them.
rgcviper about 14 years ago
This one reminds me of a Garfield classic from a few years ago. In the first two panels, Jon answers the phone with “Hello?” and repeats the question of “Do I own a cat?”. Then Garfield walks in and says, “I have 30 frozen turkeys on the lawn!” and Jon answers on the phone, “No; I do not.” lol. That was a good gag.
magnamax about 14 years ago
Dogs think they are human. Cats know they are gods. Dogs have masters. Cats have People. Wan’t to call a dog? Make any noise whatsoever. Want to call a cat? Pick up a food dish. People train dogs. Cats train people.
Should I go on?
codycab about 14 years ago
Looks like jons the one who gets “owned”