Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2018

Bring a snake, less toxic.

This has be a comic. Normally, the people that impede the free flow of ideas don’t know that they’re hairballs.

Pig has a job? What does he do?

Kyle: Did that get them out of boring meetings?

Hog clog.

Use too much Drano and all you have left are P & Q’s.

But Pig thinks outside the box—-waayy outside. But that’s good. Consider the Mars rover.

All of those people like Pig should get together and have a Hairball Cotillion.(AKA – a Clog Dance)

“If I go, I have to BRING Drano.” It should be “If I go, I have to TAKE Drano.”

I have always had several cats. I can safely make the statement that there is no cure for hairballs, either on my carpet or in the conference room.

Pig is in more of a free fall of ideas.

Well, bacon does tend to clog our arteries, but I wouldn’t drink the Drano. I think we all drink the Kool-Aid.

I can never think of any good ideas so I will need some Drano too.

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I’m a little alarmed that you just carry that around with you.

Just stay home with Rat and drink beer, Pig. It will make your bacon tastier….

Yes, every workplace meeting has at least One hairball. Just when think it’s wrapping up, they ask some inane question!