The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 23, 2018

Wait — I thought I knew that story, but hadn’t heard about the interspecies couples.

I have a question about the two of you . . . How?

Male bees don’t have stingers… I think you have a daughter.

Just tell the kid to buzz off (2 sets of wings?)when he/she asks, whatever gender it is! But he/she does have his/her mothers eyes but this feet are definitely dad’s.

Dean Martin never had this in mind when he sang “Let Me Tell You about the Birds and Bees” to those old married couples in Vegas.

Which one’s the mother?

I bet he doesn’t know about the stork’s part.

Oh that’s his stinger; I was thinking he was well hung for a bee.

I could never figure out why it was useful to tell kids about birds and bees anyway – they’re nothing like how humans reproduce…

Why does the bee have the head of a fly?

That’s none of his beeswax…

“The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them…as is my understanding.” —Bart Simpson