Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 09, 2018

Taco from me, Marty, Gil is nacho friend. Asada before and asada again.

What sort of creature is that behind Marty in P1? Looks sort of like a thumb with hair.

Dr. Gil says “Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.”

P1, The Mudlarks, doing their imitation of the Abbey Road album cover.Oh, and here I thought it was you ruining your broadcast, Marty.

P2, Sorry, Marty, I don’t have time to slow dance right now.

P3, Maybe you should do a remote broadcast from the Crap Shack.

P1- Only in The Valley Conference are the numbers 6,7,8 & 9 allowed to be worn in basketball.P2- Why is GilPa flashing his jewelry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgV-TGkFeU

P3- Gil is at his best reeking of Brylcreem and Aqua Velva.

In all reality , P 2 Gil is looking very dapper , must be trying to impress Milford JC’s AD and secure it’s open head basketball coach position .

Still awhile to go until baseball season- Gil’s not ready to solve this problem this week.

Why would Gil have anything to do with Marty? Why help him? Why does the coach of all sports help a guy always putting him down?

TimBob, Bruce Willis may have starred in “The Last Boy Scout”, but GilPa is it. Our champion of fairness, decency and good manners. Clean living is emphasized in the Athletic Dept., as each athlete is issued his own personal loofah at the start of the season.

P2: Gil’s Fist of Fury is starting to clench.

P2- Gil’s got a little bit of veteran (dead) actor Jerry Orbach in him today

P3- Gil now sporting a Dudley Do-Right-like lantern jaw

So as the buzzer sounds and Marty says, “Andatthehalfit’sMilfordby3” and drops the mic to catch up to Gil.

P3: “in other words, Marty, I don’t GAF about your foot-in-your-mouth problems…”