This is the same reasoning behind Santa existing in “Miracle on 34th Street”. Nothing is more official than a judicial verdict.
Not only that, but the Corn God has a license to practice deityhood. That’s what makes Him a true professional.
Up the Corn God!
The Mayonnaise church suffered a schism, resulting in the sect of the Miracle Whip God.
We are covering corn ears with mayonnaise and roasting it on the grill for Christmas.
Supposedly “God is Love” and so is his only begotten son, but when you think about it, there’s a lot of machete stuff in the New Testament, too. And don’t get me started on the OT!
June 13, 2017
salenstormwing almost 6 years ago
This is the same reasoning behind Santa existing in “Miracle on 34th Street”. Nothing is more official than a judicial verdict.
prrdh almost 6 years ago
Not only that, but the Corn God has a license to practice deityhood. That’s what makes Him a true professional.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Up the Corn God!
gigagrouch almost 6 years ago
The Mayonnaise church suffered a schism, resulting in the sect of the Miracle Whip God.
PoodleGroomer almost 6 years ago
We are covering corn ears with mayonnaise and roasting it on the grill for Christmas.
AndrewSihler almost 6 years ago
Supposedly “God is Love” and so is his only begotten son, but when you think about it, there’s a lot of machete stuff in the New Testament, too. And don’t get me started on the OT!