Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 09, 2018

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Well Phoebe isn’t nervous. That’s a good example of “harden”.

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    rpmurray  over 6 years ago

    I’m gonna harden my heart.

    I’m gonna swallow my tears.

    I’m gonna turn and leave you here.

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    She’s what…eight? A little young to be a cynic, especially since she has a pretty happy home life…and a unicorn.

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    Neo Stryder  over 6 years ago

    For the numbers Dakota said yesterday, I see the evaluation for that test is a mess, but that’s what happen when the government wants to see who is valuable enought to make it work for it… yeah, the standarized test sounds as a government conspiracy.

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    loveabulldesign  over 6 years ago

    If Phoebe gets any taller, she’s going to start getting a horn in the eye when Marigold turns around.

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    Averagemoe  over 6 years ago

    You can try to pull my heartstrings, but they snapped under tension long ago.

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    marklungo  over 6 years ago

    So Marigold CAN use contractions!

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    cwesling  over 6 years ago

    You’re too young to be this hardened, Phoebe!

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    Melville the Calvinite  over 1 year ago

    The standardized test I took when I was about Phoebe’s age always began with “select the picture of the cat”. It was very dumb, but, as a very cynical-concepted girl once said, “the years have hardened me”.

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