Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2010

I thnkd dad has chuck norris and Danae mixed up.

Did you know CNN was originally called Chuck Norris Network, but it was shut down on account of being too awesome…

If you can’t beat (Danae’s delusion), join it.

Must be easy for Danae to change a light bulb – she just holds it and the world revolves around her …

Oh no, not pizza, anything but pizza!

Danae and pizza! –The two greatest things in the world!

–extract from My Prescient Memoirs, by Danae, ©2010.

Yum fresh Gakh Pizza

Why fight a battle you can not win?

Humankind lived in darkness eating grub worms….

Now, that’s a line I need to remember.

Add to it that there was no color back then…everything was in black and white.

(NB: Black&White was Calvin&Hobbes, yet another hoot!)

It’s the Domino theory.

Danae’s got the makings of a successful new age religion here.

One cannot reason with an idiot.

Re: colorists

Check out what the Comics Curmudgeon has to say:

http://joshreads.com/?p=1762#color

Hmmm … ego-boosting a megalomanic-in-training? I feel a potential disruption in the ‘farce’.

Imagine a long table, with Danae at the center, six old men with beards to either side, and pizza on the table.

That would be Danae surrounded by six old booger-brained boys. Is this where we hum that line from the Who “here comes the new boss, same as the old boss”?

Maybe Wiley’s given up on the idiotic Eckert story line.

Dad has finally learned what all parents eventually learn. “If you can’t beat them, join them.”

When my voice got hoarse “requesting” my teenager to tidy their room, I finally learned to close the door! It worked, because I no longer cared about the mess because it no longer intruded on my space.

Love it Wiley, you’ve done it again thank you.

If you can’t beat ‘em… mess with their heads.

@RichardSRussell, and yet, how many scientists still insist that “nurture” dominates “nature” in how children grow up…

And the Lord said: “Let there be PIZZA”, and flat round pies became the dominant food group. And the Lord saw that the pizza was good - as long as no-one ordered the anchovies, at least…..

Love it Wiley!

What’s wrong with anchovies?

Delusion created de pizza?

Not a candidate for ‘Dad of the Year’.

except, maybe, in danae’s eyes.

Yay Dad!!

Danae’s dad reminds me of Calvin’s (of Calvin & Hobbes) dad–feeding and exploiting their too self-centered child’s fantasies.

…join ‘em!

Dream on danae!