Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2018

So, Rat is a fun drunk.

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I don’t think the Pope can canonize people who are still living, Rat!

I think Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin would also like to have Jim and Lynn as neighbors… if J&L ever move to either Springfield or Quahog.

I just finished a batch of coffee infused imperial porter. I’m thankful for all of my friends….er, taste testers! Home brewing is a lot of fun, if you have patience,

Thank God tomorrow is St Paddy’s Day.

So, here I was, trying to make something out of the names Lynn & Jim…and came up punless.

Nice to see Zebra again.

They are going to regret making an open ended offer to Rat.

I am shocked Steph Didn’t do some lame Pun attempt; y’know like JimLinnching?

MY PEEPS!! Bless them

Just wait till they invite him to their next key party!

Free beer? Hmmm…Something’s abrewing…

I didn’t know Rat was Catholic.

We’ll be brewing today for St Paddy’s. One way to leave the road safer, drink at home!

Well, I guess it’s better than growing cannabis

As long as the neighbour’s name isn’t Garnet Rogers, it should be safe to drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8P5Fhc5yU

Couldn’t find a play on words here punless I thought about it more.

Rat is right. Lynn and Jim are wonderful people. And their brew isn’t too shabby, either. This is how we build solid neighborhoods!

I’ll drink to that!

Canonize them for alcohol? Worth a shot.

rat is in touch with the pope