The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 22, 2010
November 21, 2010
November 23, 2010
Transcript:
Doctor: It's definitely food poisoning. But what did you expect? After all, they were green. In the future, I would not eat them here nor there... I wouldn't eat them anywhere.
I’ve always imagined they were based on Army field “C-rations” the b-fast menu one small can was “ham & eggs” & when you opened the it they had a greenish color … but if desperate enough & hungry … heated they weren’t bad !!!!
Do you like pat downs and spam?
I do not like them Uncle Sam.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
Here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like
Pat downs and spam
I do not like them Uncle Sam
Would you like them at the gate?
Would you like them with a mate?
Would you have one in a box?
Would you have one while on Fox?
Not in a box
Not on Fox
Not at the gate
Not with a mate
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like pat downs and spam
I do not like them Uncle Sam.
margueritem about 14 years ago
“green eggs and ham’ never appealed to me.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
I would not eat them in a box I would not eat them with a fox! They would still give me botox!
i_am_the_jam about 14 years ago
And it was probably inspired by cafeteria food :D
KZFisher63 about 14 years ago
I’ve always imagined they were based on Army field “C-rations” the b-fast menu one small can was “ham & eggs” & when you opened the it they had a greenish color … but if desperate enough & hungry … heated they weren’t bad !!!!
osceola about 14 years ago
I always wondered what Dr. Seuss looked like.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago
@JD–That’s not the Cat in the Hat but Sam’s friend whose name we never learn.
celeconecca about 14 years ago
you must not eat them in a bed ‘cause if you do, you will be dead.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’m with you, Doc.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Yes whatever WERE you thinking?
bald about 14 years ago
it’s not so much the green eggs, it’s the green part was actually fuzzy
notinksanymore about 14 years ago
The coffee shop by my house makes a green eggs and ham sandwich. It involves avocado and food coloring. Very yummy
zipdryve about 14 years ago
Dang, he just used my running joke that I’ve had since my childhood!
Iwa Iniki about 14 years ago
Never have liked Doctor Seuss, so this creature can eat all the green food he wants to eat.
captainedd about 14 years ago
This seems to be a recurring theme:
http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2009/10/21/
momazilla about 14 years ago
Three days on the can with your head in a bucket blowing chunks from both ends is no fun at all.
osceola about 14 years ago
Do you like pat downs and spam? I do not like them Uncle Sam.
Would you like them Here or there?
I would not like them Here or there I would not like them anywhere
I do not like Pat downs and spam I do not like them Uncle Sam
Would you like them at the gate? Would you like them with a mate?
Would you have one in a box? Would you have one while on Fox?
Not in a box Not on Fox Not at the gate Not with a mate I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere I do not like pat downs and spam I do not like them Uncle Sam.
tombon about 14 years ago
Oscar: Have a sandwich. You can have a brown one or a green one. Felix: What’s the difference? Oscar: Oh, about three days.