Close to Home by John McPherson for April 08, 2018

There was just a picture of a guy who got a drug DUI on his way to court – crashed his car into a pole that had one of those signs that say “Drive like your kids lived here.” (To which I always add “and you liked them.”)

Who’s he telling to shut up… the driver, or the car’s “voice”?

Someone alert Alanis Morissette.

That building should be renamed Auto Accidents Anonymous now!

Uh, honey, Did you renew our membership ?

Locally a woman was taking her drivers test and backed up thru a building trying to park. I don’t think she passed.

Is this ironic or coincidental? (thinking of a George Carlin skit.)

I didn’t know you could get a crash course in driving from AAA.

Notice how small the building actually is. The place where they send out their mailers and make their commercials is MUCH larger!

I once parked at an American Automobile Association location and went inside to get some maps (a long time go) and came out and my car wouldn’t start. I went inside for some help ( one of their primary selling points) and it took 3 hours for them to get a tow truck to me.

Dang women drivers. /s

your ironic