Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2018

Well done!

She is going to have a beef with this date.

I think she got a bum steer.

It must be his tender eyes.

So will he after she gets done hammering out their differences.

At least she is not shooting the bull in the bar.

That’s a rare comment to make….and she butchered that introduction. Oh well.

Hit him again Grandpa

Thought it was Ferdinand at first, then I saw the meat tenderizer second, but luckily nobody involved had a cow.

No, miss, your ’tender is serving you drinks.

Hope he likes it rough.