Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 02, 2018

Yeah, people. Aisle 5 is not the ideal place to hold a family reunion.

They usually stop next to the special display set up in the aisle by the store manager.

Please Aunty. You can tell us. We can keep your fantasizes to ourselves.

Fantasize about it? I DO it…gleefully!

I like the people that are in the handicap carts that block the aisle and drive everyone out of the way.

They don’t fantasize at my store. Have to have your head on a swivel

Check out the clearance sale on Peeps.

But why are those people always women and staff?

With you all the way, Aunty! :)

What gets me is when they glare when you say “Excuse me…” in an attempt to get by.