Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 31, 2018

Thanks, pop.

Time to Shake-up the Gag staff!

it won’t help anyway.

But Dad, it came for free with the glass sedan model….

An over coat to go along with the under coat.

It’s a stress reliever for when you’re stuck in traffic.

My grandkids will take care of that in about 12 minutes.

It’s part of the insulation package.

It’s a new option to stop road rage through stress relief.

It pretty safe. You can’t even get in it.

See if the dealer can’t offer you this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jSdgT3Drc

This was actually on display at last year’s car show in NYC. The full story is here:

https://www.theverge.com/2016/12/5/13846396/lexus-led-lit-is-colors-dua-lipa-vevo

Don’t let the dealer sell you ANY of those add-ons! They’re just a scam, you don’t need any of them. We bought a new car this week and the add-ons offered came to $3600. – 10% added to the total price until I told the dealer we wanted NONE of them.